honestly the best thing i’ve done in the past year was replacing “i wanna die” with “i wanna commit a crime.” same humor and sentiment without the suicidal ideation
thank you SO much for this tag
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trying to convince my roommate not to eat tinfoil
stop it bastard
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on a spiritual level I am wildly and irresponsibly brandishing a knife as I gesture
on a spiritual level I am wildly and irresponsibly brandishing a ferret as I gesture
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